20: Operation Watersport - Chapter Four

The Belles of Watersport!

This week Harlotte and Fraya stroll along the beach. Butylene brews some tea. And Arson discovers that the library is open. Nothing bad or troubling happens at all. We don't learn about any impending doom. Nobody burns down any buildings. Everything is fine.

Visit http://bit.ly/extralifeseattle for details on our first Queens of Adventure live stream!

Music: "This House", “Great Wyrm”, “House of Leaves”, & “Ryno’s Theme” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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19: Operation Watersport - Chapter Three

Topped by a Lighthouse!

Whether you're running up that hill, or falling down that hole, the town of Watersport will leave the light on for you. Get Helen Reddy for imp-possible adventure as you attend a tale of scenic blobs - by the sea! Oh, I know you'll love it!

Honestly, this episode description isn't our best work. But the adventure itself should be pretty good to listen to! So tuck in and enjoy, beef babies.

18: Operation Watersport - Chapter Two

Under the Bush and Over the Hill!

The road to Watersport is long and perilous. Our heroes head for the hills where wild wyverns await, along with a yap from the past.

17: Operation Watersport - Chapter One

No time to celebrate the gang's big opening! The Golden Palace is still beset by sinister sea spawn. Belfry has a plan. But do our heroes trust her? All roads lead to the distant village of Watersport. But which perilous path will they choose?

Music: "Ultralounge," Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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16: The Show Must Go On - Chapter Four

Field Hockey: The Frock Opera!

It's showtime, synergy! Bootie & the Hofish's first show at The Golden Palace is about to begin. This show has everything: field hockey, edutainment, explosions, leather, feet, and a supernatural wheel of fortune. O, Fortuna!

Will our heroes inspire the guests of The Golden Palace to beat off the waves of undead plaguing the casino? Or, will their show fall as flat as Harlotte's shoes? Find out in Field Hockey: The Frock Opera - It's Going to be Uncomfortable; (don't forget to bring an umbrella)!

Music: "Gaslamp Funworks," Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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15: The Show Must Go On - Chapter Three

Fringe is Our Color Story.

The time has come to prepare the greatest show Fire Island has ever seen! Every minor detail is a major decision. Can our heroes keep things in scale and hold to their vision? A vision that includes such aesthetic oddities as feet, field hockey, mint juleps, leather, goth rock, explosions, education, and the fickle whims of fate?

With the survival of the Golden Palace riding on the morale of its guests, the stakes couldn't be higher. Are Bootie & the Hofish up to the task?

Music: "Ultralounge," Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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14: The Show Must Go On - Chapter Two

How to Win Fans and Intimidate People.

Our heroes are running out of time to mount a showstopping extravaganza! But first they must convince the influencers around the Golden Palace to attend the show by completing their unusual requests.

Music: "Backbay Lounge" and "Ultralounge," Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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13: The Show Must Go On - Chapter One

The New Guardians of the Golden Moralexy.

Our heroes are on assignment! There's a job to be done, influencers to schmooze, and looks to assemble. As the queens explore the casino, they meet old friends and new and learn more about their dire predicament. With a deadline looming, can they please all of the people all of the time? Or will they end up sleeping with the fishes?

Music: "Organic Meditations One" and "Ultralounge," Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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12: Greetings from Fire Island - Chapter Three

The Tide is High!

An army of undead emerges from the sea! Our heroes have prepared trenches, traps, and flaming cocktails, but will it be enough to save their queenly cabana? 

11: Greetings from Fire Island - Chapter Two

Welcome to the Golden Palace.

What dangers await our heroes in this strange new environment? And more importantly, when's Happy Hour? The queens have arrived at The Golden Palace, where new friends await -- along with terrible danger.