Season 1 Ep 21 - Goodbye Horses

An old god from the deep threatens to destroy Fire Island. If everyone works together, there's a chance they might survive. But, the Golden Palace is descending into panic and chaos. 

Can Bootie & the Hofish restore morale by commemorating what they've lost, appreciating what they have, and steeling their resolve for the battles to come?

Music, "Backbay Lounge", "Light Awash", "Severe Tire Damage", "Ultralounge", Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/  

Season 1 Ep 19 - A Portable Party

Hemmingway had a moveable feast. And look where that got him. Now he is a ghost.

We have a portable party. And also ghosts. So I guess we're no better than Hemmingway.

At least the Kraken Priest has been defeated!

Now, no fewer than one Jim Jim, one Throbardon, one Karin, one Patrick, one Ellen, a Gnomi, two humans, and two halflings look to Bootie & the Hofish for guidance. Wait a minute... where'd the halflings go?

Music: “Dream Catcher” & “Severe Tire Damage”, Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Season 1 Ep 18 - Have a Little Priest

Bootie & the Hofish find themselves in the unholiest of holies, the lair of the Kraken Priest!

Will our heroes alter the altar, severing the connection between monster and master? Or, will they wind up altered beasts, mindlessly serving the Kraken's unfathomable will?

Only Gnomi knows for sure. And he's got his own problems to deal with.

Music: “Interloper” & “Unlight”, Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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And thank you to Gilda Wabbit for special guest vocals!

Season 1 Ep 17 - Below the Bottom

Lady Essence, leader of the Glamazons, has sentenced Bootie & the Hofish to die at the clammy hands of the sea spawn; undead thralls of the mighty Kraken.

Dragged below the bottom of the sea, will our heroes survive to see the light of another day?

(… technically the light of another day could kill Arson, so maybe it’s all a wash)

Thank you to special guest Gilda Wabbit (@gildawabbit) for the cameo vocal stylings!

Season 1 Ep 15 - March of the HOGs

After many arduous battles and a months-long journey (in podcast time), the gang finally discovers what's contained in the treaty that they've worked so hard to obtain. Surely this hard-won information will inform their decision making!

Music: “Dewdrop Fantasy”, "This House", & “Run Amok!”, Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Season 1 Ep 14 - The Library is Closed

Bootie & the Hofish got what they came for, but will they survive to savor victory?

This episode contains something a bit like a dungeon & something a bit like a dragon!

Music: “Dewdrop Fantasy”, "This House", “Great Wyrm”, “Myst on the Moor”, & “Ryno’s Theme” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Season 1 Ep 13 - Not Today, Satan

Bootie & the Hofish are reunited in the Watersport archive where their attempt to recover the Fire Island treaty is bedeviled by Barb.

Butylene Zings, Harlotte gets handsy, Arson embraces change, and Fraya unbirths herself into an ooze.

Music: "This House", “Great Wyrm”, “Welcome to Horrorland”, & “Ryno’s Theme” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Season 1 Ep 12 - To Get to the Other Side

This week Harlotte and Fraya cross the road.

Wait… no… let me try that again…

After the thrilling cliffhanger at the end of our last episode, Bootie & the Hofish desperately race to reunite inside the enemy stronghold. Standing between the party and their happy reunion are infernal imps, wily wyverns, and sinister slimes. Will Harlotte and Fraya survive the terrible town square? Will Butylene’s tea be exceptionally good today? And what of Arson’s giant spider? What indeed. The answers to all these questions and more can be found in an adventure that advances the overall story by approximately sixty seconds!

Music: "This House", “Great Wyrm”, “Welcome to Horrorland”, & “Ryno’s Theme” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Season 1 Ep 11 - The Belles of Watersport

This week Harlotte and Fraya stroll along the beach. Butylene brews some tea. And Arson discovers that the library is open. Nothing bad or troubling happens at all. We don't learn about any impending doom. Nobody burns down any buildings. Everything is fine.

Visit http://bit.ly/extralifeseattle for details on our first Queens of Adventure live stream!

Music: "This House", “Great Wyrm”, “House of Leaves”, & “Ryno’s Theme” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Season 1 Ep 10 - Topped by a Lighthouse

Whether you're running up that hill, or falling down that hole, the town of Watersport will leave the light on for you. Get Helen Reddy for imp-possible adventure as you attend a tale of scenic blobs - by the sea! Oh, I know you'll love it!

Honestly, this episode description isn't our best work. But the adventure itself should be pretty good to listen to! So tuck in and enjoy, beef babies.

Season 1 Ep 8 - Operation Watersport

No time to celebrate the gang's big opening! The Golden Palace is still beset by sinister sea spawn. Belfry has a plan. But do our heroes trust her? All roads lead to the distant village of Watersport. But which perilous path will they choose?

Music: "Ultralounge," Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Season 1 Ep 7 - Field Hockey: The Frock Opera

It's showtime, synergy! Bootie & the Hofish's first show at The Golden Palace is about to begin. This show has everything: field hockey, edutainment, explosions, leather, feet, and a supernatural wheel of fortune. O, Fortuna!

Will our heroes inspire the guests of The Golden Palace to beat off the waves of undead plaguing the casino? Or, will their show fall as flat as Harlotte's shoes? Find out in Field Hockey: The Frock Opera - It's Going to be Uncomfortable; (don't forget to bring an umbrella)!

Music: "Gaslamp Funworks," Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Season 1 Ep 6 - Fringe is Our Color Story

The time has come to prepare the greatest show Fire Island has ever seen! Every minor detail is a major decision. Can our heroes keep things in scale and hold to their vision? A vision that includes such aesthetic oddities as feet, field hockey, mint juleps, leather, goth rock, explosions, education, and the fickle whims of fate?

With the survival of the Golden Palace riding on the morale of its guests, the stakes couldn't be higher. Are Bootie & the Hofish up to the task?

Music: "Ultralounge," Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Season 1 Ep 5 - How to Win Fans and Intimidate People

Our heroes are running out of time to mount a showstopping extravaganza! But first they must convince the influencers around the Golden Palace to attend the show by completing their unusual requests.

Music: "Backbay Lounge" and "Ultralounge," Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Season 1 Ep 4 - The New Guardians of the Golden Moralexy

Our heroes are on assignment! There's a job to be done, influencers to schmooze, and looks to assemble. As the queens explore the casino, they meet old friends and new and learn more about their dire predicament. With a deadline looming, can they please all of the people all of the time? Or will they end up sleeping with the fishes?

Music: "Organic Meditations One" and "Ultralounge," Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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