Below the Bottom.
Lady Essence, leader of the Glamazons, has sentenced Bootie & the Hofish to die at the clammy hands of the sea spawn; undead thralls of the mighty Kraken.
Dragged below the bottom of the sea, will our heroes survive to see the light of another day?
(… technically the light of another day could kill Arson, so maybe it’s all a wash)
Thank you to special guest Gilda Wabbit (@gildawabbit) for the cameo vocal stylings!
Lawful Neutral.
The tea cannot be unspilled. Things get judgey.
The Tea.
Part clip show, part deposition LARP, part torture porn, this episode's got it all! Find out what happens when our queer heroes have to set the record straight.
March of the H.O.G.s!
After many arduous battles and a months-long journey (in podcast time), the gang finally discovers what's contained in the treaty that they've worked so hard to obtain. Surely this hard-won information will inform their decision making!
Music: “Dewdrop Fantasy”, "This House", & “Run Amok!”, Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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The Library is Closed.
Bootie & the Hofish got what they came for, but will they survive to savor victory?
This episode contains something a bit like a dungeon & something a bit like a dragon!
Music: “Dewdrop Fantasy”, "This House", “Great Wyrm”, “Myst on the Moor”, & “Ryno’s Theme” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Not Today, Satan!
Bootie & the Hofish are reunited in the Watersport archive where their attempt to recover the Fire Island treaty is bedeviled by Barb.
Butylene Zings, Harlotte gets handsy, Arson embraces change, and Fraya unbirths herself into an ooze.
Music: "This House", “Great Wyrm”, “Welcome to Horrorland”, & “Ryno’s Theme” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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To Get to the Other Side…
This week Harlotte and Fraya cross the road.
Wait… no… let me try that again…
After the thrilling cliffhanger at the end of our last episode, Bootie & the Hofish desperately race to reunite inside the enemy stronghold.
Standing between the party and their happy reunion are infernal imps, wily wyverns, and sinister slimes.
Will Harlotte and Fraya survive the terrible town square? Will Butylene’s tea be exceptionally good today? And what of Arson’s giant spider? What indeed. The answers to all these questions and more can be found in an adventure that advances the overall story by approximately sixty seconds!
Music: "This House", “Great Wyrm”, “Welcome to Horrorland”, & “Ryno’s Theme” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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The Belles of Watersport!
This week Harlotte and Fraya stroll along the beach. Butylene brews some tea. And Arson discovers that the library is open. Nothing bad or troubling happens at all. We don't learn about any impending doom. Nobody burns down any buildings. Everything is fine.
Visit http://bit.ly/extralifeseattle for details on our first Queens of Adventure live stream!
Music: "This House", “Great Wyrm”, “House of Leaves”, & “Ryno’s Theme” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Topped by a Lighthouse!
Whether you're running up that hill, or falling down that hole, the town of Watersport will leave the light on for you. Get Helen Reddy for imp-possible adventure as you attend a tale of scenic blobs - by the sea! Oh, I know you'll love it!
Honestly, this episode description isn't our best work. But the adventure itself should be pretty good to listen to! So tuck in and enjoy, beef babies.
Under the Bush and Over the Hill!
The road to Watersport is long and perilous. Our heroes head for the hills where wild wyverns await, along with a yap from the past.